a monkey slash man

MONKEY MAN!? ...I think not!

Hi viewers, thanks for viewing my first ever post on the site. I'd like to tell you the site is just a right chill out zone.

..Soooo lets cut the idle chat guys- my long awaited first piece of input will be this so called "monkey/man":

http://fiendfolio.blogspot.com/2007/05/medical-experts-examine-monkey-man.html

Highlight:

When people walked in the "monkey" man's home, he was squatting on a wooden stool and wearing a shirt. With his brother's help, he got down from the stool and walk a few steps by his two legs. But after this few steps, he uses his hands to walk as monkeys do, especially on a uprising road.

I am to this day unsure if monkey/man is make belief or not, or even which person monkey man is in the above photograph (photograph curtousy of the loveley guys at XINHAUNET - thanks fellas)...

After my second look, the human- like organsim on the left would appear to be the monkey/man because monkeys can't tell the time using this type of instrument (they use the sun), and the man on the right obtains a watch on his leftside wrist.



Therefore, a weird fact has been aroused! : the monkey/man is dressed better than star trek guy on the right.

My Conclusion:

This genetically different man is not, as widely (wrongly) reported, a monkey man.

As the picture shows, the man dubbed monkey/man actually has 3 fingers. He therefore cannot be genetically classed as a monkey/man, but as SLOTH MAN:

The 3-fingered sloth
I cannot explain at the moment why the sloth is being treated as a human baby in a cot.
this will be researched in a later post.

I can imagine if someone he didnt know met him he might lash out because of his troubled background he may be unstable. Approach the Sloth Man with caution

Here is Amy Winehouse performing the song "monkey man", which is known worldwide to be a direct tribute to the true monkey (sloth) man himself:

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