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3 years have passed since the beginning of my creation of the halfmonk blog!

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WORLD TO END 2058

Previously, I had a vision and predicted the world will end in some matter in (I approximated) 40-50 years. The human race simply got too smart..Humans are thinking too much and adversely affecting the world. There are too many human organisms.

Humans are thinking too much about hairstyles, mens' eyliner and facecream. If monkeys or dolphins were doing it would make me feel hostile. Regular animals have little possesions and just chill out unlike this misunderstanding:




...i know that because the gorrilla appears "camp", it makes you feel hostile.

There has been a rapid increase in gay human population due to gay acceptance and gay scenes on TV. Gayness is not right and isnt accepted by other animals (although practiced in shame by dolphins), so why by humans? This alone is destroying the male race. Gay is beeing promoted. It is inevitable and we cant stop it due to discrimitation acts we made up (an example of too much thinkin).




Alternative to my 2058 prediction, many have predicted 2012 the time of change/end:


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Is Doomsday 2012 going to happen?
I heard there's going to be a huge war (WW3) and all the bad people will die leaving only good people if they are lucky..plus that Nostradamus fella predicted it did he not? its about time it all ended or something changed i think

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responses: I dont know about ww3 but it if very possible that it could happen. I also dont know about everyone who doesnt have god will die. Nostradamus said that is the end to everything that we know. I believe yes it will be horrible. But I think we are going into a higher dimension. We will have a new age which will be amazing. We will also have a polar shift that is the part that will be terrible. Probably lots of starving people. That is mainly what I think. May you be blessed.



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it was actually the mayan calendar that started this
because since the mayans have been right about so much on their calendar many people believe in their calendar
though for some reason the calendar suddenly just stop in 2012
some theory that i sort of believe is that maybe the aliens created out world as an experiment to see how inferior creatures with indefinitely kill themselves by stupidity of violence (war)
and are going to come to earth on 2012 to kill of the experiment and see our results and compare them to other planets they have done the same thing to

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i dont think everyone will die but i am sure something huge will happen to change the earth. because many different people around the world predicted something to happen on that same day12/12/012 thousands of years ago. i watched this history channel thing on it.


i asked my teacher this same question and he said
don't loose sleep over it.

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A MUSLIM'S VIEW:

No one knows.
Not even Nostradamus.
God knows only.
In my religion(Islam) all that we know is that one Friday the 10th,everything will be gone.
No human,nor animal or anything living will be on this Earth.




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From these responses (thanks guys!) I would say there is likely to be change (maybe homosexuals cut down in population) in 2012. Good change but drastic for some...and then if this fails, on Friday the 10th of December in the year 2058, judgement day is due.

Huggies WARNING

Think. Would you feel pleasant to have been featured on a huggies television adverrtisment?



..................glamour has a failure in lasting, did you know?

These people have already lived their childhood dream...they have no aspirations..a celebrity baby is a life dead once they're reign over telivisions worldwide falters.


One featured baby grew up and was reported to have spoke:

"I feel as if they have taken my life. I have lived my life backwards- the worst way a life can be lived.
..You do not gain experience, you lose experience..
once I was a small and wise, with no hair, and known and talked aboot from one side of the world to the previous. I was a very cheerful little old baby...and now I'm just a regular human person with little knowledge and I'm relatively unknown to the world of hollywood. Quite a step backwards. Don't you think. I doubt I'll ever reach the success I had."


This is what they don't tell you before you sign your fetal up to be a baby star. Future parents do not be greedy as your fetals will pay for it after their baby life.




Here's a few jokes that made me chuckle to myself

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

These had me questioning the site:

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

...maybe I should report them

Overall site rating: 3/5

from http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/

Peel P50

I feel pleasant and joyful so here's a warm entry:

this is A Tiny Car. It's easy to park because you can pick it up! you can take it indoors and put it in your office! aaah



Watch it (the video), Jeremy drives it inside a building and even on regular roads where fords and vauxhalls drive. boy oh boy are you in for a treat:

Myth

Blind people cry ice cold tears

This statement originated from a myth out there that the first blind man ever alive cried ice cold tears.

Bullfrog Intelligence Survey

Hi viewers, did you know that some bullfrogs have the same mind as the average dog?

Have a view:



These are a seemingly rare species of bullfrog known as the "anura-canis" and are unclassified as a species. Scientists have also contemplated that this rare type of amphibian has occured with a frog being brought up with a pack of wolves. This is similar to the boy known as "werewolf boy" who snarls and bites: He escaped from a Moscow clinic just a day after being rescued from the wild. Doctors expressed shock saying he was found living with a pack of wolves in a remote forest in the Kaluga region of central Russia. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-503736/Werewolf-boy--snarls-bites--run-police-escaping-Moscow-clinic.html)



Off in the opposite direction, some sourcerers and gypsies have claimed that this type of bullfrog is simply a dog which has been reincarnated as a frog. Either way, we will never know quite for sure- it draws similarities to the battle between science and religion.

Generally, Sloths Are Treated As Humans Babies

Generally, Sloths Are Treated As Humans Babies

After first earthing the mystery of the baby sloth: why they are kept in cots?

I have now managed to unearth the answer! it is because people mistake them for human babies.



I was all at sea by this idea too in my original encounter, but as visible in the video (above region), the baby sloth is more intelligent than the human baby. In contrast, it is principally more calm and moves much slower and at greater ease. Therefore, it can, in human terms, almost be seen as the role model baby.

This is the gold reason why humans are so fond of the sloth organism - it is a wise baby. Therefore we can keep it in cots.

Out of curiosity watch this: